Bring your Grandma
For the lovely Unyoung taken to the Unsea : Announcing Free Entry for over 65 year old rock n roll hooligans for OppiKoppi 2016. You can now bring your grandma to the Koppi for free (You know she wants to). And we will throw in the first shot of Cuervo at the small bar. Rock on. And on. The OppiKoppi family.
Side note: Problem pensioners or general cheekiness with our security personnel will result in removal, just like any other vagabonds (by the scruff of the neck).
Also: No Zimmerframes in the mosh pit – it is an unfair advantage.
Register at firstname.lastname@example.org
Photo credit: Derius Erasmus